Mr. Bean SMS Jokes

Mr. Bean SMS Jokes

Mr. Bean has captured the world by not his words but actions. He is believed to put the fun in the funny and is regarded by many people as being the ultimate comedian. His crazy antics have made his character and his show popular for all ages. Are you a Mr. Bean fan? Do you know someone who finds him utterly funny? Well then send them a Mr. Bean SMS Messages & Jokes and get them laughing.

Examiner Mr.Bean

A stdnt attached 100rs note 2 his test paper
&
wrote : 1 Rs for 1 mark,
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paper checker was Mr Bean.
He sent him Rs 81 back & wrote :
U got 19 marks keep d change

Mr. Bean as a photographer in a Funeral

Mr. Bean became a photographer and was focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Mr. Bean's pregnant Wife

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Mr. Bean sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Mr. Bean hired with a new job

Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”

Mr. Bean:”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Mr. Bean's Date of Birth

Interviewer; What is your date of birth?

Interviewer; What is your date of birth?

Mr. Bean; Nov 28.

Interviewer; Which year?

Mr. Bean; Oh You Idiot, Every year.

Mr. Bean's car parking

Mr. Bean was busy removing
a wheel from his car.
A man asks Mr. Bean why are
you removing a wheel from your car.
Mr. Bean: Can't you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Name of a car which starts with "T"

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Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?

Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Mr. Bean : o WOW, what a car which starts with “T”,

My Car Starts with Petrol.

Mr. Bean’s On a romantic date

On a romantic date Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”

Mr. Bean : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Monkeys Football Game

Mr. Bean to Doctor: When I sleep, monkeys do waka waka and play football in my dreams.

Mr. Bean to Doctor: When I sleep, monkeys do waka waka and play football in my dreams.

Doctor: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Mr. Bean: ok, I will take it tomorrow, today is their FINAL

Traffic signals for Airplane

Mr. BEAN saw a very high Mobile Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “World is developing amazingly fast,
see there are traffic signals for Airplane in the air

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