I'm spacing out, try typing louder, I might snap out of it.
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I seem to have wandered away from my computer. Maybe if you clap your hands really loudly, I'll hear you and come back! Didn't work? Try calling my cell . . .
I'm idle because I feel like being idle, not because I forgot to log off *cough* *cough*
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable
Hey wait, let me decide I'm here or not... till then please leave your message. I will get in touch with you once I get out of this confusion
Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful
Temporary Message: I am putting this message up until I can think of a better away message
Hey hey hey or should I say bye bye bye?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!
Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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I'm spinning in my chair right now
I've slipped into a coma, but don't call an ambulance. I'd like to stay like this for at least 8 hours
I'm holding my ear up to my pillow, and closing my eyes to see if I can hear the ocean. I will probably be doing this until morning, so leave a message
I'm not here cause I'm there
I've been caught by the %wind MPH wind, be back when it lets me go...
OMG! It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate! brrrrrrr! coooold! Can't wait till summa!
I'm not here right now. It's %temp degrees outside and it feels like %feels. We have a wind speed of %speed
Never regret something that made you smile
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...", but for now, it is the best of times because I am in temporary bliss. My dream world known as sleep. I leave this on so as to wake up to a message from in.
The Lord has called me to my bed so that I may rest my weary head. when the stars go off to sleep and the sun begins to peep, that is when we'll meet again. until that time, goodnight dear friend
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars
If you're tall and someone asks "How's the weather up there?" Spit on them and tell them it's raining.
I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around?
My computer lost my away message
When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic!
Yesterday was that past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift...that is why they call it the present
Everyday I beat my previous my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Don't be shy in life and miss out on opportunities that now you could never have.
You can hear it in my voice, read it on my face, I'm drowing in memories of the things I can't replace
Everthing will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end
Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel
Since everyone is saying that I put up bad away messages, I am not going to put one up
I am going to leave my computer on for at least 20 minutes everytime I am away. Beat that.
Hey,if your bored you can have a conversation with this, how are you, well thats nice, what are you up to?, sounds like fun! I'm idle so I'll talk to you later.
Am I just here ignoring you, or am I really idle? While you are figuring that out you may as well leave a message!
