A girl shadi ke liye
ladka dekhne jaati hai…..
Ladke ke ghar entry lene
se pehle prayer krti hai…
.
“Rabba ya te saas
changi hove…, ya te
Photo tangi hove.”

Saas Bahu Se: Aaj Se Tum Muje
MAA Or Sasur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya to Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

Bahu K 15 Affair Sunn Kr Sasur Mar Gya,
.
45 Affair Sunn kr Pati Mar Gya,
.
Saas Ko Kuch Nhi Hua,
.
Kyonki Saas Bhi Kbhi Bahu Thi......

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U
into this world crying...
& the other ensures
U Continue to do so.

Cool message by a wife
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
& he needs a lot of improvement"

Saas: Anay do merey betay ko
usko bataungi tumhari kartoot
.
Bahu: Koi fayeda nhi
.
Saas: Wo Q ??
.
Bahu: Q k tum beth kar samjhao gi
aur mai lait kar.!

Girl: Maaji kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi,,
.
.
.
.
.
Saas: Koi baat nahi ye to pati-patni
ke beech hota hi hai,,
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: Wo to thik hai maaji par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ??

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai,
Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai
do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya..

Ek Baar Bahu Apni Saas Ke Per(Legs)
Daba Rahi Thi To Galti Se
Saas Ki Sarri Upar Ho Gayi,
Bahu Boli, 'PRANAAM'
Saas Ne Poocha Kisko??
Bahu Boli, 'Sasur Ki Ranbhumi
Aur Pati Ki Janambhumi Ko'

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,
kahi koi dusri Aurat?
.
Saas: kalmuhi tu hamesa ulta sochti hai
aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai
kisi truck ke niche a gaya ho....