College Life Jokes Messages

Marital Status

Instead of
"Single" as a
marital
status.....I
prefer
"Independently
Owned and
Operated"

A Senti msg from a Student

Stone Is Enough To
Break A Glass.
.
1 Sentence Is Enough To
Break A Heart.
.
1 Second Is Enough To
Fall in Love...
.
But
.
Why The Hell
.
1 Lesson Is Not Enough To
Pass Inn Exams???

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Zindagi Agar Ek Computer Hoti

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash....
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete....

Bachpan Ke Din Bhi Kya Din The

Heart Touching...
.
Wo bhi kya din the
'MUMMY'ki god aur'PAPA'
ke
kandhe..
.
Na paise ki soch
Na life k funde..
Na kal ki chinta
Na future k sapne..
.
Ab kal ki hai fikar aur
adhure hai sapne..
Mud kar dekha toh bahut
door hai apne..
.
Manzilo ko dhundte kaha
khogaye hum,
Aakhir, itne bade kyu ho
gaye hum....

In College Life...!

In College Life You Will Realize That
There Is A Purpose For Every Person You Meet...
Some Are There To Test You,
Some Will Use You,
Some Will Teach You,
Some Will Bring Out The Best In You
'n
Some May Cause You Pain,
But You Will Learn To Move On...

So Let Go Off The People
Who can't Treat You Right
'n
Hold Onto Those Who Love You
'n See Your Real Worth... :

Qualities of College students

7 great qualities of students:
1- CONSISTENCY: Once a zero, always a zero.
2- VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in 5 different voices.
3- PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1 answer
in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions.
4- ART: Designing Classroom Tables.
5- STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures.
6- PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl and guy sitting behind.
7- HUMANITY: Giving others chance 2 Top.

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College ka Syllabus

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum option me chor dia kertay they,

B.Tech campus selection

A B.Tech student took his
girlfriend to his home
after completing B.tech
Father asked who is she..
Son replied..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
My campus selection!!

Exam Me Pas Hone Ka Inam

Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yad Ha
Ap Ne Kaha Tha K Agar Exam Me Pas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.

Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yad Ha

Son:
To Mubarak Ho
.
.
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye

Missing those College Days

If u ever start missing
Ur college days,
Ur class,
Ur friend circle,
Canteen
or
anything about college life..

Just open ur mark-sheets
Sara nasha utar jaega..

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