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Zindagi Agar Ek Computer Hoti

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota
to Tasviron ko receive kar sakte
.
Dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota
to Khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete
.
man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota
to Bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete
.
Dil agar CPU hota
to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte
.
Dhadkan mein PENDRIVE hoti to,
Zindagi ka BACKUP le lete
.
Kaash....
.
Zindagi ek COMPUTER hoti,
to Bachpan RESTART kar lete....

Fear has Two meanings

F-E-A-R
Has Two meanings
1)
F- Forget
E- Everything
A- And
R- Run
2)
F- Face
E- Everything
A- And
R- Rise

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A Stand for a Reason

If you stand for a REASON,
Be prepared to
STAND ALONE like a TREE,
And if you FALL on
the GROUND, FALL like a seed
that grows back to
FIGHT AGAIN.

Being Single..!

*******SINGLE********
Isn't a status.
But it's a word
that describes a person
who is strong enough
to live and enjoy life
Without depending on others..

Emotions don't Have Words

“Emotions don’t Have Words,

Wishes don’t Have Scripts,
.
If you Smile, The World is with you,
.
Otherwise Even a Tear
.
doesn't Like to stay with You”

Thought for the Day

Positive thought for the day:
.
When you feel
no one cares or loves you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you,
ask yourself:
.
AM I TOO SEXY??

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Scope of Perfection

Attitude Reloaded:-
Some ppl say to me,
.
''Sudhar Jao''
.
Bt Hw to tell them dat,
.
"There is no scope Of
Improvement in perfection.."

You are not what I need

When someone tells me,
.
"You are not what I need.."
.
I Say, "Of course not!!
.
Bcoz I'm more than
.
what u were looking for.."

Kin Kamino Ke Liye Mar Gaye

Must Read
.
.

INDIA:- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye..
.
kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye..
kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye..
.
kabhi jaat..paat ke naam par mar gaye..
kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye..
.
kabhi ham aapas men
do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye..
.
.
hote aaj Veer Bhagat Singh to kehte..
yaar Sukhdev. Rajguru .
.
.
.
Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!

Life equation for Humans

Life equation:
Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Njoy.
Pigs=Eat+Sleep.
So,
Human=Pigs+Wrk+Njoy.
Human-Njoy=Pigs+Wrk.
Therefore Humans Who
Don’t Njoy=PIGS AT WORK!

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