Double Meaning Messages

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING

SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !!
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1) F***ing once a week is good for
your health, but it is harmful if
done everyday.
2) F***ing relaxes your
mind&body.
3) F***ing refreshes you.
4) After F***ing don't eat too much
go for more liquids.
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can
save your valuable energy.
6) F***ing can reduce your
cholesterol level.
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So remember "FASTING" is good for
your health.

Abbreviated Newspapers

If Maharashtra Times is called as MaTa,
then what shall we call
Goa Times,
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GoTa?
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Yahaan tak to theek tha,
socho Jharkhand Times..

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Pinku ka Promotion

Pinku ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola: Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD

Mangta Hun To Deti Nahi Ho

Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.

Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.

Tum Apne Hath Mein Pakdo Mera...

kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera

Dil

ManMohan Singh's Double Meaning speech

Height Of Double Meaning
After Election PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.

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Hum Hila Hila Kar So Gaye

Raat bhar woh aayi nahi,
hum hila hila kar so gaye,

jo hila rahe the woh pankha tha....
Aur

jo aayi nahi woh bijli thi.

sudhar jao saalo

A Lady's conversation with a Bananawala

A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega?

Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara,

Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!!

Jo Haath Se Pakad Ke Hila Te Hai

Woh kya cheez h Jiske paas ho
woh hath se pakad k hilate h,
Aur jiske paas na ho woh
ungli dal ke hilate h. ? ?
Sexy SMS ke pyaaso,
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'TOOTHBRUSH':

Jitna Hilayega Utna Maja Ayega

Hilla jor se hila,

pura hila, dil se hila,

sabke samne hila,

jitna hilayega utna maja ayega,

varna halwa jal jayega...

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