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If someone throws a Stone

IF SOMEONE THROWS A
STONE
AT YOU, THROW A
flower AT THEM
BUT REMEMBER TO THROW
flower pot
WITH IT.

The reason you look down

I want to be the reason
You look down
at your phone
and smile
then walk into the pole.

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You and I are Friends

You and I are friends
If You Fall I Will Always Be There
TO PICK YOU UP
After I Stop Laughing.

Having a Good Laugh

Having a good laugh
with friends stimulates endorphins,
The brain's natural painkillers.
So if you need to laugh
and you can't find a friend,
I can lend you a mirror.

A text to English Teacher

DEAR EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT &
LSAT LTETER R IN THE
SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL
RAED TIHS.
SINCERELY,
SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT
IPMRONTAT

A birthday gift for Girlfriend

I asked my girlfriend
what she wanted for
her birthday and she
replied
.
"nothing would make
me happier than
diamonds"
.
So I got her nothing.

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People who make my Life amazing

I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN MY
LIFE AND MAKE MY LIFE AMAZING
.
I AM ALSO THANKFUL TO THOSE
PEOPLE WHO LEFT MY LIFE AND MADE
IT EVEN MORE FANTASTIC.

Murder of English

Murder of English
.
1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin
2. Both of you stand together separately
3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside
4. Will you hang the calender or else I will hang myself.
5. I have 2 daughters both are girls.
6. Give me a blue pen of any color.
7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8. All of u stand in a straight circle
9. Open the Window - Let the AirForce come in.

Universe made up of...

Scientists say the
universe is made up of
Protons, neutrons
and electrons.
They forget to
Mention morons.

Difference in Talent and God's gift

Man can give a lecture on
any subject for 2 hours
That is talent...
.
.
.
.
.
Girls can give a
lecture for 2 hours, without any
subject.
.
That is God's gift...

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