Santa Banta Jokes

Santa laughing in the class

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha
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1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??
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Santa:Tum Koun Ho?
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Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa: Ha.ha..
TeRE Din Gaye pagli...
ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

Santa caught by a Tribe

Santa and his friends are caught by a tribe.
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Tribesmen take them to their king.
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King: In sabko bandi bana do
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Santa pleaded:
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Nahi merko banda hi rehnedo. plzzzz

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Santa with two ladies in Lift

Maha fadu joke :-P:-P :-D:-D
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl mehnga perfume laga k lift me gayi,
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SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd girl ayi aur boli Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. :)
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Achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey Kilo..

Fighter Pilot Santa

Fighter pilot santa
kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz
land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne
usey hatho hath lia
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke
4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or
1 tank ko mar giraya...
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin
sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me
Pakistan me hi
land kar gaye hain...

Police arresting Santa

Santa Road pe potty kar raha tha
Police ne usse pakar liya..
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Jab usko le jane lage tu Santa bola
kiss binah pr mujhe le ja rahe ho
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ghan-chakkaro
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kam se kam Saboot to utha lo..

Ghar Ke Niche Su-Su

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-sukar raha tha..
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upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai...
humari diwar hai..
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Santa bola: thoda side se dekho..
..dikh jayega... :

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Sexy lady in the Market

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady
in the market
and thought-
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Kash ye meri MAA hoti
to main bhi itna sundar hota.

Pathan Pappu aur Santa

3 log airpot p khde
apni apni biwiyo ka intezar kr rhe te....:)
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Pathan- vo dekho hmari shaahzadi aa rhi h....:>
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Pappu - vo dekho hmari bhi nawabzadi aa rhi h...:p
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Santa- vo dekho hmari bhi haramzadi aa rhi h

Santa with a P.H.D

During a job interview:
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Manager: What's the highest level of education
you obtained?
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Santa: P.H.D
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Manager: Great! So that means you have a
Doctor's degree...
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Santa: Wellll, No... That means
Passed High-school with Difficulties (P.H.D.)

Who was Chandragupta Maurya..

Teacher : Who was chandragupta maurya...???
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Santa : I think he was brother of
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GANPATI BAPPA MAURYA

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