Hey I'm doing something right now...If you miss me press 1, if you love me press 2, if you hate...well f**k you!!!
I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i
I've lost my mind~out to go find it
They say I have A.D.D. they just don't understand... Oh look a squirrel!
Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we? oh wait...
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!?
567.. 568.. 569.. Can't talk until I finish my pushups 570.. 571..
BRB, I am taking care of business
Screw Snapple I'm the best stuff on earth
Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life.
I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done
Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
I'm on the phone talking about YOU!
Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!!
Please insert 25 cents and your message will go through.
Life is short...Party naked!!!
School's out and I couldnt be more happy because I won't have to see your ugly face till September!
Just a quick apology for you haveing to have a one-sided conversation with my computer.
Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it
Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
I'm trick or treating on the highway in a deer costume. Be right back.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem - It's Summertime
Spring is here so I'm outside picking flowers and seeing if someone really loves me...
