I'm spacing out, try typing louder, I might snap out of it.
404 error: Cannot locate (your SN), please try again in 5 minutes, or 10 minutes, or 30 sorry for whatever inconvienence this may have caused.
I seem to have wandered away from my computer. Maybe if you clap your hands really loudly, I'll hear you and come back! Didn't work? Try calling my cell . . .
I'm idle because I feel like being idle, not because I forgot to log off *cough* *cough*
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable
Hey wait, let me decide I'm here or not... till then please leave your message. I will get in touch with you once I get out of this confusion
Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful
Temporary Message: I am putting this message up until I can think of a better away message
Hey hey hey or should I say bye bye bye?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!
Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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I'm spinning in my chair right now
I've slipped into a coma, but don't call an ambulance. I'd like to stay like this for at least 8 hours
I'm holding my ear up to my pillow, and closing my eyes to see if I can hear the ocean. I will probably be doing this until morning, so leave a message
I'm not here cause I'm there
I've been caught by the %wind MPH wind, be back when it lets me go...
