Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.
Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles.
Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right."
Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on.
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye."
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers.
Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob.
Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me.
Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest.
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
